Effective immediately, this site will not be hosting our (mostly) annual April Fool’s post.
Seriously. Due to several factors, it has been deemed unnecessary to flood the Internet with even more frivolous, fake, facetious, fractious, and otherwise false stories.
Moreso, it would be pretty blatantly obvious to run some wild tale today, April 1, after having not posted a single thing since February 7. I think that even the most gullible reader would see right through that one.
See you next year!
